We Watched Day 1 of Senate Impeachment Trial so You Didn’t Have to; Spoiler Alert: Democrats Did Nothing

We’re very glad they moved to three days instead of two, so we won’t be hearing arguments until two in the morning,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters in between debating and voting on the first day of the Senate Impeachment Trial. Schumer’s smug statement was correct; Schumer’s party, led by ‘Impeachment Manager’ Rep. Adam Schiff (D-NY), only kept the ridiculous trial going until 1:50 am Eastern. Schumer’s comment referred to Senator Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s last-minute submission to increase the length of opening arguments from two days to three. If you didn’t stay up until 2 o’clock


