Democrats woke up Wednesday with both houses of Congress. Jon Stewart woke up with a list of demands.
On his podcast, “The Weekly Show,” a listener asked whether Chuck Schumer should step aside now that Democrats have the Senate back.
Stewart unloaded.
“It is a bulls–t system and it needs to go,” he said. He meant the seniority ladder, the old arrangement that decides who leads, who waits, and who gets the microphone.
Then he turned to the man himself. People were already handing Schumer credit for the wave, Stewart said, and that was rich. “Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these f–king people!”
Even if Schumer hadn’t, Stewart added, he “does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands.”
That isn’t a Republican talking. That’s the man who spent two decades as the left’s favorite truth-teller, the one who could make a room full of liberals cheer and wince in the same minute.
Winning parties usually get a honeymoon: a few weeks of photos, a little gloating, some loose talk of mandates. Stewart wants to skip all that and go straight to the hard part.
“Job one of this opportunity is to tear down the obstacles and old way of thinking that got us into this mess,” he said.
The mess, as he sees it, isn’t Donald Trump. It’s the Democrats’ own habits: the caution, the consultants, and leaders who’ve been in Washington so long they’ve become part of the furniture. Schumer arrived in Congress in 1981.
Stewart has been saying this for a while. In September, before a vote was cast, he warned that a Democratic majority couldn’t just be against Trump. It would need a real plan for the economy. If voters hand you the ring, he said, do something with it.
He has company. On election night, Minnesota’s new senator-elect, Peggy Flanagan, said it was time for new leadership. Senators-elect James Talarico and Abdul El-Sayed have their doubts too. El-Sayed was introducing Chris Van Hollen as the next majority leader back in the summer. MoveOn is passing around a petition.
So this is where things stand three days after the sweep. Democrats won the night. Now their newest members and their most famous comedian are telling the man at the top that it wasn’t his night.
Schumer has weathered this before. When the left turned on him over a spending deal last year, he told NBC plainly: “I’m not stepping down.”
He may say it again. But there’s a difference between being booed by your base when you’re losing and being shown the door by it when you’ve just won.
Strip out the swearing, and Stewart is making an old-fashioned argument.
Winning is permission, not proof. Democrats got the permission Tuesday night. The proof is what they do with it, and who they let lead.
Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth… pic.twitter.com/8KmHKiDrYf
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