Bill Maher has a few issues with Kamala Harris’ new memoir.
During the most recent episode of HBO’s Real Time, the liberal host mocked the former vice president’s new memoir and offered what he said should have been its real title.
“Kamala Harris’s new memoir of the ’24 election is called ‘107 Days,’ but should have been called ‘Everyone Sucks but Me,’” Maher said, earning applause from CNN commentator Van Jones, a former Obama adviser.
“‘107 Days’ is a victim’s title because, get it, she only had 107 days to win. Yeah. Uh, and a billion and a half dollars and a built-in army of about 75 million people who’d vote for any human-adjacent life form that wasn’t Trump.”
Harris’ book, released in late September, recounts her brief 2024 campaign before losing to President Donald Trump.
Maher didn’t stop there. “But in ‘107 Days,’ nothing is ever Kamala’s fault. Biden lets her down by not stepping down sooner. Pouty face emoji. Gavin Newsom, he was asked for his endorsement, but texted, ‘hiking, will call back,’ but then never did. And then he didn’t even ask her to prom.”
Harris wrote that she reached out to several Democrats, including Newsom, after Biden dropped out. One note read simply: “Hiking. Will call back. (He never did.)”
Maher also mocked Harris’ claim that she didn’t pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because it was “a risk” — that America wasn’t ready for a gay man on the ticket.
“America itself lets Kamala down by not being ready for the running mate she really wanted, Pete Buttigieg. So she’s stuck with the Home Depot paint salesman, and the rest is history,” Maher said, referring to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.
In her book, Harris wrote that Buttigieg “would have been an ideal partner — if I were a straight White man.”
“But we were already asking a lot of America: to accept a woman, a Black woman, a Black woman married to a Jewish man. Part of me wanted to say, Screw it, let’s just do it. But knowing what was at stake, it was too big of a risk,” she wrote. “And I think Pete also knew that — to our mutual sadness.”
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Bill Maher just ENDED Kamala Harris’s career with a brutal 2-minute monologue.
This one hurts. The ending is the icing on the cake.
“Kamala Harris’s new memoir of the 2024 election is called 107 Days. But it should have been called ‘Everyone sucks but me.’
“107 Days is a… pic.twitter.com/nlulC48sx7
— Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) October 4, 2025
